Went to a comedy club thing last night with Matt and Ellie. We sat in the second row because we didn't want to be picked on by the comedian. We got there at 6:30 to be nice and early because they said the doors shut at 7. Complete and utter bollocks. The gig didn't start until at least 8! So we were sat there for ages, and when there are three of you, sitting in a row, it's hard to keep up a conversation! Anyway when the gig DID start we had 3 main acts and a presenter (who was very funny too). The first act was a young guy who actually went to this uni he was also from Portsmouth! He was very funny, very rude and dirty (just how I like it! :P). He did do this joke about a porn video website and was saying he watched this video called "Laura loves big cock". I loled.
After him we had a 15 minute break. I survived on one drink the whole evening to save money. I am currently addicted to Jack Daniels and coke, mmmm! Then we had another act who was fucking mental! He looked like Darius Danesh (pop stars anyone??) and was either Spanish or Italian. But he loved to shout and swear, he was fecking crazy! But so, so funny. I was crying with laughter. He was really good looking too, just off his fucking rocker. The only thing that annoyed me about the entire evening was there was this girl in the front row who seemed to be something of an attention whore. She wouldn't shut up and therefore got picked on by comedians, she was such a dumb girl too. She was either drunk or putting it on. Very annoying anyway! It made for some funny material though. The crazy 2nd guy took her mobile phone because she was texting one during the gig right infront of him and rang her dad! I didn't think he'd actually ring him but he did because when he gave it back to the girl, she had to explain things to her dad! Hehe, stupid girl.
The last act failed though. I think he was meant to be the warm-up act but was late on the train (fatality on the line and all that jazz). Basically, he was going well but he wasn't making me laugh, just smile which is huge achievement in itself because it's very, very easy to make me laugh as you all probably know. Not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing but hey. Anyway it got to a point where he mentioned the porn website joke again and someone said "Yeah the first guy did that". The gig kind of died then! I did feel sorry for him but he was a bit shit to be honest.
After the gig me and Ellie walked home but Matt went to the Oceana night club. We were too tired so we went back to our kitchen, I had some custard and Ellie had some hot chocolate and we sat discussing things such as religion, sex and our friends back home. Was an interesting mix there but they did all relate back to each other trust me! We got given a free pack of condoms and lub that day (just lying on our kitchen table) so Ellie pinned them on the board and I wrote a little note saying "Communal Condoms", we agreed whoever ran out could use them! Lol! Funny times. We also discussed who would want flavoured latex (we got some banana tasting ones, epic lulz). I said I think it's too try and get people to use a condom during oral sex but it's pointless because it kinda defeats the whole point of it! Anyway, enough talk about sex...>_<.
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